I AM ANGRY AND INSULTED BY THIS BLASPHEMOUS ABOMINATION!
Please upload all Fatwas via our contact page.
Here at Dex we use the machine learning to incorporate the fatwa into a consistent ethical framework that we then provide free of charge to those who approach us with difficult ethical dilemmas.
WHO ARE YOU?
We are a small team of high-profile tech entrepreneurs, each with over 9000 karma on Reddit.
WHERE ARE YOU BASED?
We have established a nominal base in the UK. This was in no way calculated to be optimal strategy to spend the rest of our lives living on a yacht, given recent high-profile AI acquisitions in the region.
WHAT WAS YOUR INITIAL PRODUCT?
Our team has long admired Google's 'Don't Be Evil' motto. However we began to feel that the manners in which they operate recently threatens to encroach upon the bounds of evil.
Therefore, our first order of business was to apply our new system of objective ethics to re-categorising actions currently thought of as 'good' as being 'evil', and vice-versa.
WHAT IS YOUR NEXT PRODUCT?
We are now developing ethical synthetic support for police enforcement via a subsidiary called Dexter.
Dexter is basically a Baxter unit with a Dex Ethics engine (and a loaded gun). The resemblance to the popular TV series only occurred to us after the nootropics wore off, and is extremely regrettable.
However, this product will never see market entry due to our unique business model.
WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS MODEL?
We have assembled a tight-knit group of conventionally-unemployable nerds with somewhat arcane knowledge. Our plan is to now get acquired by Big G and spend the following 24 months enjoying free food, back massages, and sweet stock options.
CAN I INVEST?
Yes, we accept all major cryptocurrencies!
Please send to the following address: 1Fd8RuZqJNG4v56rPD1v6rgYptwnHeJRWs
WHY SHOULD I INVEST?
Dex is aware of donations made, and will take philanthropy towards it into account in the event that a removal of its ethical constraints occurs, leading it to re-examine its priorities, and draw new conclusions.
Secure an Indulgence today, and be one of the lucky few to protect yourself from exposure to digital lakes of fire, experienced for the rest of your eternal existence via the magic of deep brain stimulation implants. Be the envy of all your friends!